Friday, January 27, 2012

Whole Latte Life Olympics


It's time to start thinking about the Whole Latte Life Winter Olympics for writing, photography, horseback riding, gardening, painting, well, anything goes here!  The Winter Olympics are two years away, so we need to start practicing with hours of revision, rehearsal and creation to make it to this prominent event.  Sharpen your creative blades, wax your innovative skis, grease your muse's sled, do a warm-up, and show us what you've got ...

The five most-watched events of the Winter Olympics are:  Downhill Skiing, Figure Skating, Bobsledding, Hockey and the Luge.  In the Whole Latte Life Short Program, pick an event that best parallels your art/craft/hobby, and tell us why.  I'm the Judge and want to see many signature moves, from spirals to double axels.  From schussing to snowplowing.  From steering to timing.  From faceoffs to wrist shots.  As you race downhill, through creative labyrinths, over moguls of competition and across the slippery ice, give it your best.

At the end of the competition, I will issue the Top 3 Medals, Bronze, Silver and Gold, to the best-crafted answers comparing your passion to any Olympic sport.

Let the games begin, and Go for the Gold ...

~Joanne

42 comments:

Stina Lindenblatt said...

My writing is like a Nordic ski event. Long and steady, with a few steep hills thrown in for added challenge and increased heart rate. You would never find me doing a short event though (i.e. no short stories and novellas). I love the longer distances.

Southpaw said...

I'm similar to Stina. My writing is like cross-country skiing. Trekking across large patches of snow. It has some tuns and cliffs and a goal.

Karen Walker said...

I am so non-athletic I can't even think of how my writing is like an Olympic event, so I can only say it's like the training for any event - you keep on keeping on what you do best and work harder to overcome obstacles to finish.
Karen

L.G.Smith said...

I'm not blessed with grace of speed or beautifully executed moves, so my writing is probably most like a fight where a hockey game breaks out. :P

Ayda Recknagel said...

ooo... I'm going with figure skating. It starts with a beautiful, heart-pounding moment of anticipation, builds through a series of artfully choreographed, graceful moves - occasionally abbreviated with the slight stumble or misstep - and finishes with a breathtaking finale. aaah!

Joanne said...

Stina - Well done, you've shussed down the trail with ease ...

Southpaw - Hm, you're coming down behind Stina on that trail, neck and neck for the medals.

Karen - You definitely have earned an A for effort, and are in the running for a medal.

Joanne said...

L.G. - There's lots of action in those games, hope you score lots of writing goals :)

Ayda - The judges are applauding your comment, a very well executed routine!

Cafe Fashionista said...

My writing is like a Figure Skating Event. I am forever spinning tales that are synonymous with pirouettes seen on ice - full of twists, grace, and the occasional tumble. :)

Catherine Denton said...

My writing parallels with figure skating. I circle and circle a thought, an idea. I twirl and spin adding twists to the plot. I gather speed growing tension as the story rises to a climax. Will the hero rise to his occasion? I leap into the air with a double axel taking the final and most terrifying risk. I land safe at the other side and wait for the judges, my readers, score.
Catherine Denton

Valerie said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Valerie said...

Blogger Valerie said...

As I sharpen my scissors before I cut the intricate curves of my pattern, I know I could be skating on thin ice. I must make sure that the figures I execute match the high expectations of the judges who will scrutinize my work. Too many fancy moves, or too few, I will be judged accordingly. The fine line between a good design and a bad design is as unforgiving as the narrow blade upon which my whole performance rests...
The music begins, and I take center ice.

Donna K. Weaver said...

Um, I think I'm like the person sitting inside by the fire with a cup of gourmet cocoa.

Joanne said...

Cafe Fashionista - Sounds like a winning combination :)

Catherine - Wow. Looks like you've got a high score. The judges are smiling, and the competition is scared.

Joanne said...

Valerie - Wow, standing ovation on that comment. You are a Gold Medal contender, and the Blogger to beat!

Donna - Enjoy the view, sorry you're not competing with us ...

Patti said...

I agree with Stina and southpaw. I'm like a biathalon, slow and steady with a few gun shots throw in.

Carol Kilgore said...

My writing is like figure skating with plenty of plot twists and turns, intricate and complex characters, and a strong finish. I hope :)

Happy Weekend!

Mary said...

I'm soaring down the Luge in a marketing and pr whirlwhind. Who-eeeeee!

Michael Offutt, Tebow Cult Initiate said...

What an interesting idea to parallel writing with the olympics.

Patricia Anne McGoldrick said...

Having spent many a frosty cold afternoon with brothers & one of my sisters playing hockey on the pond down at the corner, I will choose hockey.
Not for all the fights in hockey headlines but the sheer challenge of crossing the ice, stick in hand with that little black circle cruising with you, aiming for the net and scoring a goal.
As a writer, those goals are all-important. They do meet obstacles along the way, almost like the opposing team on the ice.
Similar to hockey, as well, writers often change position in the play--centre ice one week with a publication, right or left wing with sharing some blog comments, maybe even defence with updating my own website.
Mainly, I see a similarity in the need to persist as a hockey player/poet writer. It is the only way to score a goal!

Margo Kelly said...

Seriously - - I'm going with LG's comment right now - - today's one of those "right in the middle of the fight" kind of days. Hopefully, I won't come out of it with a broken nose!

Fun post! :)

Joanne said...

Patti - Slow and steady gets us there, too. And sometimes with less stumbles.

Carol - Keep practicing. The competition is heating up here.

Mary - I'm right behind you!

Joanne said...

Michael - Thanks, glad you like it.

Patricia - CHEERS for you on the Hockey JumboTron! I think you need to do a metaphor-Monday one of these days :)

Margo - Hope it's getting your writing adrenaline going!

Mason Canyon said...

Not much of an athlete and since my brain is on overload this evening I'll just be a fan in the stands cheering everyone on. Have a great weekend.

Mason
Thoughts in Progress

Journaling Woman said...

I'm not athletic either--well in my mind I am, but not in reality. But I wish I could ice skate.

Mary Aalgaard, Play off the Page said...

I'll take figure skating because it includes music and choreography and teamwork. You have to be brave enough to take all those leaps and risk the falls.

Joanne said...

Mason - Is that you doing the wave for some of our competitors?

JW - That's the beauty of a blog Olympics ... It's the mind that matters :)

Delisa said...

Hi Joanne! I would compare my writing and the creation of my knitting and fiber art to an Olympic gymnastic event where I am about to walk the balance beam. As I prepare my project and gather the supplies, my heart is filled with anticipation.

There is also that wonderful moment of quiet and deep concentration, like an athlete who is chalking up their hands and waiting for the inevitable moment when their name is called and it is time to run and take their place on the floor.

The program begins. My project begins...all my years of practice and all the work that has led me to this moment, come together seamlessly, naturally, like second nature.

Then comes the moment of dismount. The athlete jumps from the beam with all her strength, she twists and tumbles in midair, everyone's breath is held as her feet touch safely to the floor and her hands raise to the sky with joy of triumph.

I too have bound off the yarn and have cut my last threat and I see before me something that had not existed before, and I feel a part of my mind and body come into harmony. And the sound of my own heart beating is louder than any applause. Delisa :)

Linda said...

Working with horses is much like figure skating with a partner; there are moments when it's slow and easy and moments when it can be dangerous. Buck Brannaman, the Horse Whisperer, calls it a "dance." You have to practice and get to know your partner. They have to give, you have to give, and you have to both be in sync with one another.

Margaret said...

I'm cross country. Slow and whiny.

Patti said...

Hi Joanne!! I think I will go with non-competitive figure skating...a whole lot of fluff and prettines but with a non- competitive edge...never getting anywhere near any sort of goal. :) Yup that's me... Hope all is well with you!

Joanne said...

Mary - There is so much choreography involved in creativity, isn't there. And those leaps? Love them!

Delisa - Beautiful. The judges are going to have a hard time deciding on the Gold medal today ...

Melissa Ann Goodwin said...

How fun - I'll have to think about that. I think mine is more like figure skating, because sometimes I skate in a straight line, then sometimes I do a little spin, then, inspiration strikes and I launch a double-toe loop, straight into a triple axle - sheer exuberance!

Joanne said...

Linda - I like that you have a partner in this event. It's fun to know that Beautiful Girl is a medal contender!

Margaret - But determined and focused, nonetheless.

Joanne said...

Patti - Well you're a contender here for really having fun with your craft ... And sometimes, that's what's most important :)

Melissa - And is there any better feeling than nailing that triple axle!

Jen said...

I'll apply for the Olympic Judge since I'm a better spectator instead of athlete! :)

Beth said...

I'll compare my writing career to ice hockey. I achieved a hat trick when I published my third book just over a year ago. It took me years to write my first two books; they definitely went into overtime. But I wrote my third book comparatively quickly; you could say I scored on a breakaway. Luckily I didn't have a case of writer's block, which could have caused me to be charged with delay of game!

Joanne said...

Jen - Okay, you've got an inside connection, so I'll give you the job :)

Beth - With those moves, you're definitely a contender for the writing medals ...

S.P. Bowers said...

Well, my hubby says writing is like Curling becuase it takes a lot of work and is boring. I say it's like Curling because I slide an idea out into the world, try to create a plot arc for it to follow (sweeping with the brooms) and, if I've done it right, I hit the target.

Sharon said...

I thought about this comparison all weekend and came up with curling, whether I'm writing or sewing or cooking. It may look to others like I am slow or over-thinking, while I plan each move and see the big picture. What matters is how it all comes together in the end. That is where I score.

Janet Smart said...

Sometimes I think my writing is like ice skating. I keep going around in circles, but hopefully I will end in a flourish!

Joanne said...

S.P. - Now that's a unique sport to parallel writing. From what I see, a lot of strategy goes into it, just like into plotting that story!

Sharon - Excellent. That's what matters, that the decisions and moves get us to where we need to be.

Janet - With your dash of optimism and determination, I'm sure you will!

Miriam Forster said...

Hmmm.... edits are kind of like pair skating, so that's what I'm going to say is my sport. Takes a lot of communication and work, but the finished project is FABULOUS.